Interagency Cooperation
Whether it is funding your local police to set up roadblocks, visit your children's schools or installing surveillance cameras throughout your city, we coordinate with local, state, other federal agencies and the military in our surveillance activities. Some of our proudest accomplishments in achieving this goal in the past few years have included:
Military: We are proud to assist our military in their activities enforcing the federal will throughout our great nation.
Interrogation efficiency in gaining confessions (waterboarding): Whether it is the classics or something new, we are always open to trying new ideas in crime fighting.
Advertising in your best interest. Sure we are a monopoly that won't tolerate competition for our services, but we have to let you know why we are spending your earnings the way we are spending it.
Private Corporation - Government fusion: Where select companies cooperate with government to ensure they are not out competed by unapproved companies that could be fronts for terrorists, drug dealers, child pornographers or entrepreneurs.
Helping terrorists make bombs to kill our soldiers.
School records: We are aware of the malcontents who are disrupting our monitoring of your child's school records to assist them in future potentially rewarding military careers. Rest assured we will respond appropriately.
