The Surveillance Awareness
Knowing where all potential threats to the state are at all times is of utmost importance to us. Some of our proudest accomplishments in achieving this goal in the past few years have included:
RFID: Tracking you, your family, your money, and your property where it goes.
E-mail: Reading your e-mail to keep you safe. Let us know if anybody annoys you.
Cell phone: Tracking your location and turn on microphone even when your cell phone is turned off.
Patriot Act: Bypassing the 4th Amendment for your protection. And looking out for your bad habits.
Telephone Taps and Records:
Mail: After all the Post Office works for us.
Domestic surveillance infiltration, influence, instigation): Much of our duties rely on successfully infiltrating dangerous ideologue organizations such as the Quakers, and getting them to cooperate in providing us with evidence of their intended criminal activity.
Privacy: There is no right to privacy in the Constitution. And even if there was it would be superceded by our need to protect you and your family from terrorists, drug dealers and child molesters
Satellite surveillance: Providing your government with the ability to go back and see who was where and when, but also with real-time surveillance.
Overall surveillance: Total surveillance coverage and coordination throughout the United States and indeed the entire planet.